Something Delicious

I ship it.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:40:02 -0400

I ship it.

hommos: x #youve been a bad BAD BOY STYLES #NOW GET ON YOUR...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:25:02 -0400

x

#youve been a bad BAD BOY STYLES #NOW GET ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES RIGHT NOW

Never ever getting over the fact that every time we see him get on his knees (which is A LOT of times btw) he just goes. right. down.

OH CHILD

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:00:44 -0400

OH CHILD

orangepenguino: I want every single one of these dresses. So...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:42:00 -0400

orangepenguino:

I want every single one of these dresses. So pretty.

oakttree: nicolasechs: What Jon said. STFU and GTFO, JJ. WHAT...

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:00:00 -0400

oakttree:

nicolasechs:

What Jon said. STFU and GTFO, JJ.

WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT, JJ

WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGht

tbh I am neither surprised nor disappointed since he’s been dead to me ever since he blew up Vulcan. DEAD. TO. ME.

rheagars: Zach and Zoe on The Jonathan Ross Show (x)

Tue, 07 May 2013 16:52:50 -0400

rheagars:

Zach and Zoe on The Jonathan Ross Show (x)

+ Biggest boyband in the world onstage or the beginnings of...

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:43:56 -0400

+

Biggest boyband in the world onstage or the beginnings of some kind of kinky gangbang porn shoot? WHO CAN TELL WITH THESE BOYS I MEAN REALLY.

briancoxdoingthings: Brian Cox pointing at a pamphlet whilst...

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:22:12 -0400

briancoxdoingthings:

Brian Cox pointing at a pamphlet whilst driving.

This pic is absolute perfection in context. Brian Cox is reading the safety guide to Paranal Observatory in Chile, which is at an altitude of 8,600 ft, and he’s giggling delightedly because one of the recommendations is: “if you see stars at the Paranal Observatory consult a paramedic immediately.” MOST PERFECT HUMAN FULL STOP.

How I learned to stop hating and love GOOP. If the experts at...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 16:49:19 -0400

How I learned to stop hating and love GOOP.

If the experts at People magazine are to be trusted, then Gwyneth Paltrow is currently the most beautiful woman in the world. Happily, this means that beauty now comes with a comprehensive instruction manual. Thanks to her lifestyle newsletter, GOOP, it’s possible for us mere mortals to follow Gwyneth’s own advice on how to be exactly like her — that is, perfect.

According to its website, GOOP (cheerily named after Paltrow’s initials) is “a digital media and e-commerce company.” Its free weekly newsletter includes style tips, recipes, vacation recommendations, and miscellaneous words of wisdom from Paltrow’s rich and famous friends. The writing style is particularly intriguing—primarily first-person Paltrow, with occasional additions from a mysterious editorial “we” whenever Gwyneth wants to interview herself.

GOOP may not sound like it has much of a market aside from people who really, really like to read about quinoa and $350 yoga pants, but it’s mesmerizingly readable—mostly because of its Marie Antoinette–esque detachment from reality. It’s a glimpse into a magical alternate universe where money is limitless and the most important things in life are selecting the most authentic Corsican spa for a weekend getaway and teaching one’s children to enjoy buckwheat grains. But if you truly feel like you have what it takes to live up to the once and future GOOP, we’ve put together a few basic tips that Gwyneth has deemed applicable to everyday life… [READ MORE]

Idk what I did with my life before GOOP.

littlemousling: hermette: A fic where Zayn, the super...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 16:45:21 -0400

littlemousling:

hermette:

A fic where Zayn, the super high-priced rentboy, accidentally picks up backalley whore Harry, am I right?

Zayn’s Friday regular always pays for the whole night, then cuts out shortly after midnight with a phone pressed to her ear and a hundred pound note pressed into Zayn’s mouth. She pays for the entire weekend at the hotel and lets Zayn stay as long as he wants, charging up the room service and rolling around on the slick sheets, long limbs taking up as much room as he likes.

He’s always grateful for the break, for the chance to sleep as late as he wants and bathe alone in the tub the size of a swimming pool without anyone to take into account. There are no special preferences about what he should or shouldn’t shave, what sort of soap he ought to use, whether he ought to be stretched and slick or tight and impossible. It’s good. But tonight he’s restless; summer is slipping away and the evenings are shading into autumn and Zayn is restless. He dresses in his slacks and waistcoat, phones his handler, then slips the keycard into his pocket and goes for a walk.

The city is quiet, winding down for the night. Zayn ambles along with his hands in his pockets, not looking at anything in particular, just enjoying the warmth that lingers on his skin, the way the smell of sex and perfume are still lingering on his hands. His guard is down for once, and that’s why he’s so surprised when the boy slides up to him, hair a riot around his pretty face, and slips one hand into the waistband of Zayn’s slacks.

“Twenty quid for a handjob,” he says, tilting his chin up. “Come on, pretty boy.”

Zayn would normally give him the eye and get gone, but there’s something about this kid. Or—more likely it’s nothing about him, and something about Zayn, that he’s got the luxury life today. He’s been here, though, hoping to haggle out to fifteen quid for a blow so he can stay at a hostel instead of the shelter.

“That’s awful technique, mate,” Zayn says, and pulls the hand out of his trousers. “Good way to get arrested, for one.”

The kid looks around, wide-eyed and suddenly tense. “Are you police, then?” he asks, and Zayn laughs.

“There’s a place over the high street does a good hearty soup for cheap,” Zayn tells him. “Come with me, I’ll get you one. It’ll be better business in an hour anyway.”

“How would you know that?” The kid looks him up and down, but it’s not the way customers do. He’s looking at Zayn’s clothes, his hair, his necklaces.

“Tell you about it over dinner,” Zayn says, and walks off without checking to see if he’s following.

thisishowlivesgetruined: I believe this is what’s known...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 10:28:32 -0400

thisishowlivesgetruined:

I believe this is what’s known vernacularly as “hit it and quit it”

STOP. THEM.

I think you might need to update your Mirry timeline. :)

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:40:52 -0400

ahaha you are so right, anon. That primer is two days old and already hopelessly outdated. BLESS THESE RIDICULOUS BOYS AND MAY THEY NEVER NEVER NEVER STOP FOR ANYONE :D

5sospenguins: michael clifford or harry styles? we may never...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:25:22 -0400

5sospenguins:

michael clifford or harry styles? we may never know

Seriously dying at the accuracy of Michael’s Harry dance.

1dsuperhumanss: 5SOS pranking One Direction - Manchester -...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:53:00 -0400

1dsuperhumanss:

5SOS pranking One Direction - Manchester - April 20, 2013

I don’t even know what to do with this.

ʘ‿ʘ I can’t do this anymore. GO ON WITHOUT ME.

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:30:12 -0400

ʘ‿ʘ

I can’t do this anymore. GO ON WITHOUT ME.

harrythighles: #otherwise known as the interview in which harry...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 15:36:22 -0400

harrythighles:

#otherwise known as the interview in which harry made barbara walters threaten to off herself out loud #in front of them #on national television #she is eighty-three years old#and she could not handle it #barbara walters has interviewed margaret thatcher #and harry styles brought her to her limit

actual veela Harry Styles

cyclogenesis: harry is michael’s sugar daddy

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:13:03 -0400

cyclogenesis:

harry is michael’s sugar daddy

so harry can't have any guy friend that he flirts with without it pretty much implying that he's in some sort of fuck buddy relationship with them? jeez, you guys will tinhat any male that comes within a foot of harry

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:50:00 -0400

Yup, pretty much.

All of the above and then some.

I HADN'T REALIZED HARRY AND THIS MICHAEL HAD SUCH AN INTENSE TIMELINE OF COURTSHIP OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY'RE DOING fucking AND IT'S MAKING ME WANT TO LIE DOWN AND NOT GET UP UNTIL THERE'S MANY THOUSANDS OF WORDS OF THEM BEING SILLY AND YOUNG AND INTO blowing EACH OTHER. They both have such pretty mouths I'm just.

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 12:50:00 -0400

I KNOW I KNOW LIKE SERIOUSLY BOYS WE CAN ALL SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING HELLO.

As of right now, there are only two fics on the Harry/Michael ao3 tag, which is really fucking tragic, but I am certain that is going to change very soon because who can resist them I MEAN REALLY.

We’re all a little smitten / confused / amused / entranced by Harry and the kid from...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:23:45 -0400

We’re all a little smitten / confused / amused / entranced by Harry and the kid from 5Secondsofwhatever, Michael. How did we get here?

→ Primer assembled by ladzfm. If you have any update to this or corrections please hit up @ladzfm on Twitter.

→ TO DISCUSS USE HASHTAG #EMOPOUNCE

THE BEGINNING OF THE END

March 7

innocuous at the time (but really is that a typo “our” shirt instead of “your” shirt ?):

March 8 (Belfast)

Michael posts this picture on his instagram

April 5

Out of nowhere Michael sends a tweet to Gemma and she replies.

April 8

5SOS post this photo to their Facebook page

April 12

Lou Teasdale, bless you Lou, posts this on her Instagram and captions it “EMO LOVE”

The same day Harry posts on Twitter:

April 13

Michael posts this GEM about Harry giving him a hickey:

And then we get a picture of said hickey same day:

April 14 (Sheffield)

Michael posts the now infamous penis t-shirt pic saying “Harry takes revenge for me spraying him” (apparently they had some kind of tanning gun spray battle? kinky.)

Styles replies with:

Then we get this AMAZING video from Sheffield of Harry basically singing “Loved You First” to Michael, who standing on the side. He’s basically a ray of sunshine and can’t stop BEAMING. Instead of singing “I loved you first” he sings “Baby I love your shirt” and totally gives a LOOK BACK to see Michael’s reaction and OH MY GOD HE IS OVER THE MOON HAPPY AND WE HAVEN’T SEEN HIM LIKE THIS IN AGES AND I’M ALL SQUEE AND SO HAPPY FOR HIM. JESUS WHAT IS HAPPENING. ***baby I love your shirt**** I SHIT YOU NOT.

(Singing to Michael at 1:38)

April 15 DAY OFF

April 16 (Nottingham)

Michael wears this shirt with the hashtag #justsaying

Wait, wait. Haven’t I seen that shirt before? OH YEAH ON HARRY STYLES ON MARCH 29

April 17

OH DEAR LORD THIS DAY.

Started with this random, unclear DM fail between Michael and Lux’s dad, Tom. Make of it what you will:

(All times are central because that’s my time zone, so do the math)

5:23 Michael posts:

5:25 Michael posts the picture of him wearing Styles’ shirt on Instagram

5:31 Harry posts an Instagram saying “this is a lad snack, right?” (insert joke here about cream cover NUTS)

At 5:43, Styles replies:

oh haha that’s funny, Styles. We think nothing of it until Michael’s reply at 5:49:

AND THEN THEY GO TWITTER SILENT FOR 2 HOURS (HARRY), AN HOUR AND 45 MINS. MICHAEL RETURNS WITH THIS:

And that’s when Twitter exploded with everyone putting two and two together that SOMEONE GOT LAID.